I drink about five strong mugs of the stuff per day. I start the day with two mugs, one with lunch, one with dinner and there is usually another one in there somewhere.
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Keep it coming…
If I am to be a functional human being that has to happen. Maybe it is unhealthy, but it is not going to change any time soon.
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Yup, looking good…
Unless you have some cocaine to share. No? Then back out with you to the back garden until you get me coffee. I get three unbroken hours of sleep per night, seven in total usually. Chemical assistance is going to continue for quite a while to come, I suspect.
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And sure some coffee cake while we’re at it…