So I make peanut butter cookies to ‘enjoy’.
The enjoyment element is pretty much non-corporal, in that I have to imagine enjoying them. They’re dry and crumbly and …. yeah. Anyway, I have a little square of baking paper underneath, and I think I should put a positive message on each one as we go through the week. Here’s what I have so far.
“Yup, it’s a cookie.”
“Rush of blood to the head? Not because of these bad boys.”
“You alive with pleasure now? …How about now?”
“I’m as surprised as you are we got to this point.”
“The plastic would have tasted better.”
“Nothing skinny looks as bad as this tastes.”
I can do this. I can DO this. Keep on keeping on.